dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

(Source: boinymph)

abrotion:

haha how about a tv show where lesbian and bisexual women aren’t sexualized or seen as confused, attention seeking or going through a phase but instead as actual people with real lives and stories other than their sexuality that’d be great thanks

overlypolitebisexual:

my sexuality is straight people not making boring jokes about their sexuality

vesley:

alpacabacon:

Like I’ve never gotten a sunburn in my life.

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how about now

citgo:

so about my huge ass dick

(Source: nbapleighawfs)

lindsaychrist:

avril lavignes hello kitty video was deleted from youtube and then billboard posted this 

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amykinz97:

List of things straight guys have ruined:
》lesbian porn
》my little pony
》society

raalts:

my mom told me i can’t reblog from you anymore

(Source: straighter)

officialunitedstates:

doctonwho:

officialunitedstates:

hi! sciency side of tumblr here.  I bet none of you knew this but salt is sodium chloride.  stay tuned for more mind blowing science

I knew that

no you didnt

Anonymous:
what does it feel like to get high

communistbakery:

i’m a police officer ur going to jail

Wanna be nosy. . . here's your chance.

  • 0: Height
  • 1: Virgin?
  • 2: Shoe size
  • 3: Do you smoke?
  • 4: Do you drink?
  • 5: Do you take drugs?
  • 6: Age you get mistaken for
  • 7: Have tattoos?
  • 8: Want any tattoos?
  • 9: Got any piercings?
  • 10: Want any piercings?
  • 11: Best friend?
  • 12: Relationship status
  • 13: Biggest turn ons
  • 14: Biggest turn offs
  • 15: Favorite movie
  • 16: I’ll love you if
  • 17: Someone you miss
  • 18: Most traumatic experience
  • 19: A fact about your personality
  • 20: What I hate most about myself
  • 21: What I love most about myself
  • 22: What I want to be when I get older
  • 23: My relationship with my sibling(s)
  • 24: My relationship with my parent(s)
  • 25: My idea of a perfect date
  • 26: My biggest pet peeves
  • 27: A description of the girl/boy I like
  • 28: A description of the person I dislike the most
  • 29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
  • 30: What I hate the most about work/school
  • 31: What your last text message says
  • 32: What words upset me the most
  • 33: What words make me feel the best about myself
  • 34: What I find attractive in women
  • 35: What I find attractive in men
  • 36: Where I would like to live
  • 37: One of my insecurities
  • 38: My childhood career choice
  • 39: My favorite ice cream flavor
  • 40: Who wish I could be
  • 41: Where I want to be right now
  • 42: The last thing I ate
  • 43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
  • 44: A random fact about anything

ameliacarina:

how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep