• me about girls: wow!! wow

mydogsnokes:

1st base is floor sex, 2nd base is underwater sex, 3rd base is space sex

thebeachthing:

I just wanna c_ddle, but I cant cause I’m missing u

scruffyqueer:

of course im pro-gay, i didnt practise this much to stay an amateur gay

forcefields:

forcefields:

which part of california has the most cute boys?

the bae area

wizardgrum:

straight people feeling left out over queer representation is my favorite form of comedy

atlasflames:

jillyfishfillet:

it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe

idk bout u but i love the smell of an axe in my hands. smells like wood polish and cold iron. smells like power and fear. 

fatwink:

why u should date me:

  • i’ll kiss ur tummy lots
  • sometimes my hair looks decent
  • i know how to make mac n cheese
  • hugs