sedirktive:

if you were here right now i’d like to

  • listen to rain with you in my arms
  • make you some cookies
  • spread out in a sunny field with you
  • let you lay your head in my lap
  • watch a movie or two with you and make dumb commentary the whole time
  • play with your hair until you fall asleep
  • hold your hand and count stars
  • make you feel as wanted and loved as you deserve

tiauska:

I feel like one of the greatest conquests of the english language is the phrase ‘I’ma’ because it’s an abbreviation for ‘I am going to’ like we managed to subtract all the spaces and three-fourths of the letters and we still know what it means that’s powerful

(Source: doctor-tiger-bitch)

jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great
Anonymous:
how do you determine if someone is too old to date?

awkwardvagina:

I have a handy chart I like to use for this exact dilemma 

nyabunny:

family parties where they talk about when u get married and have kids

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(Source: neurobun)

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kinomatika:

ericandy:

Fill this out in my ask box! One point for every correct answer. Ten points total. I’ll reply with your total score!

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(Source: kanrose)

metaknighty:

why do straight ppl think they can whine about gay ppl “throwing their sexuality in our faces” when almost every waking second of every minute of every day of my life is filled with heterosexual romance media and heteronormativity. like u think 2 girls holding hands in public is rubbing their sexuality in ur face you have no fucking idea what queer people go through on a daily basis shut the fuck up

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They’re like, 12

The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via assguard)

shavingryansprivates:

jrdyn:

shavingryansprivates:

s cience tumblr why the hoobly boobly

Tectonic plates

thank You

playwithmy-hair:

pinkmeeup:

palegem:

Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting

Reblog Everytime

AMEN

overlypolitebisexual:

could you imagine if catcher in the rye was written about a girl no one would take it seriously because only angsty white boys get to have books written about them

taco-bell-rey:

petition to make this image the new lgbt pride flag

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officialunitedstates:

it’s 4:20!! it just turned 4:20 in the central american time zone!!! it’s 4:20!!! thats the time for the stuff!!!! it’s the big ol four twenty!!! my clock says it’s 4:20!!!